dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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watch me nae nae

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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robin, get in the car.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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