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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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