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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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