Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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