- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

david weres the slug gone

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

i keep getting thumbs down...

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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