Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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