- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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