- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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