- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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