- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Knock Knock Come in.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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