Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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