what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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more like nig!

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Anti Joke

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