Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Me

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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