- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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