- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Woman rights.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Women's rights.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

i just pooped that is all!

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