- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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