Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

thumb_up thumb_down +5

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Female rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Knock knock Shut up

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops