What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Your Mom

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Mitt Romney

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What's green and blue? yellow

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Because she has down's syndrome

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