- Anti Joke

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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