What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Knock knock *open*

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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tommy is retared

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Happy Monday!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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