How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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