- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Youre mom is so dead...

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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