what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Arrow in the Knee!

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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