Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what tall and looks like a jew?

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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