- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Stop procrastinating.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

White men's rights

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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