oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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