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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Bitch! Love, J.B.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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