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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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