- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

I need to start studying.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The WNBA.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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