whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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