- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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