What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Loperson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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