My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Get on the boat.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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