What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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are you gay does your mom know

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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mark lawson likes boys

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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