This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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