Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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