- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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