- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Women's Rights.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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