- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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