Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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I Have a Black Friend

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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minorities

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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