Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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have safe sex

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Who is John Galt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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