- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

You just read this ..

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

wanna here a joke? you.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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