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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Vaginal secretions

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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