I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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