- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

to get to the other side.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Knock knock come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Your face is hilarious.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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