What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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