- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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