- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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