A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Logan's gay

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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