Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Alex Gedrose.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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