Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

what goes boo a sock

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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