- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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