- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

womens rights.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

why was the old man on the ground he fell

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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