Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

We found a cure for cancer. Death

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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