Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Once upon a time, The end.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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