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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Buzi vagy!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

A guy was beet by his wife.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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