What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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