- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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