a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Do u take sugar?

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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