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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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