A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

so...um, yeah

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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