how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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